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Twitter's Down
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Twitter's Down

Stranded millions
Religion dies
Gossip halts
Lindsanity Lohan snorts
Whale floats
Paris snows her vagina
Celebrity misfits do no time
Mel bruises Oksana cruises
Paparazzi catch Adam Lambert's gay sand castle
The Sundance Wives sleep


Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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 Reviews of "Twitter's Down"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 3, 2010
I'm not a twitterer, though my boss sometimes calls me a twit. Very engaging slice of the reality world with the appropriate solution. Patrick

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on September 30, 2010
Spot on!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
To twit or not to twit. Apparently it works
wonders for Victoria, and I'm happy about that.
Love, gene.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
when i was a kid, i was told that if i twitted, i would go blind....

cheers
dan

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
Yeah! Good write! When one twitters up a storm we sometimes get struck by lightning. There's got to be more to Paris than open legs...but I can't for the life of me think what it might be.

Peace and twittering fingers,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
fantastic!

Reviewed on September 29, 2010
Intriguing write, Sage; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
Ah yes, the Great Catastrophe - Cat Ass Trophy - the world of the serious and responsible in a tizz...and the Wives sleep the sleep of the Wise.
Good One, Sage!

John

Reviewed on September 29, 2010
that twitter is an amazing media tool
when I would add my links to AD there
within seconds I would have 10-20 hits
then another 30-50 hits...it's wild

now if only I could cop-a-sale or two like that!!
Love Uses Ostrich Feathers
To Paint Your Dreamscape
Vickie



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