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Statute of Limitations: Jesus Doesn't Want Resembled
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Statute of Limitations

As far as the Lord is concerned
Any day is good for man to pay for his sins
Too bad municipalities rule expiration for punishment

Because to be honest
I'd like to be present
When the jury convicted the churchman

I'd like to see the barber present
Shave the face that Jesus doesn't want resembled
Straight razor at the groin no expiration date


Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on December 24, 2010
I read my bible here and there, but last night I was looking through the Old Testament and I saw several passages that if they tried to apply them today would not only be sued for sex discrimination, but for other common things as well. The 9th Commandment says Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness. But yet, in today's world that is what is going on, and many people have been sent to jail from such false witness. Yet, these people who bear false witness have the nerve to complain about lesbians, gays, bi-sexuals, crossdressers, transgendered, and the intersexed as an abomination to the Lord.

I'd like to see the barber present
Shave the face that Jesus doesn't want resembled
Straight razor at the groin no expiration date

This verse is right on the money. I wonder what all the bible thumpers would do, if it was declared suddenly by all the seminaries of all the organized religious sects that all male ministers must be neutered? That would definitely raised a row worthy of selling tickets for. I'll bring the popcorn and the nachos.

Merry Christmas Sage and thank you for sharing.

May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and by your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((((((((((((MANY SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))))))))))), your little sister, Barbie






Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 24, 2010
Sage, Double Ouch!!
Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Yeah! That rotten sob! Shave a little. Cut a little. A little what? Yeah, it's little! That rascal!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
Ouch!

Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2010
ah... I can hear the parodies now... Shave Maria... The Barber of Cavil... The Cutting Crew Rosary... Your satire has both bite and bile... I suspect the churchman would not be convicted by a jury of his imperious pew-mongers... that is why I'm just glad the true church is made up of those who hear and do the will of God... by shining the light... like you are doing, sister Sage. Love and let love.


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