Shakespeare on Multiple Wives: The Merry Wives of Windsor

falstaff I am
referring to the defunct beer
brewed and drank in the '70s not the
Shakespearean character falstaff a
cowardly king failing in his ridiculous
attempt to seduce two clever windsor wives
the beginning of class conflict shows itself
through competition among other suitors I
have financial advantage

as falstaff did
I am not sending identical
love letters having my servants
deliver them I am raw talent feeding you
as you need

you are
order of the easel
order of the garter
and order of the peacock
all in the tribbing community
where shakespeare on multiple wives
spoke of it as frottage I have no need for
that neanderthal french word it isn't half the rub
or as touching the merry wives of windsor were not
in that position I doubt that shakespeare's views on
clitoral friction could start a fire much less a lesbian scandal
where meat meets meat I'm fed well I'm on the bottom retired and
marinating in three rubs honey licorice and bourbon the merry wives of sundance

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist