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Candy Cane Undies, Stocking Stuffer Viagra and Bottle Opener Fedora Hats
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Christmas is Coming! Stocking up for Christmas!


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Candy Cane Undies, Stocking Stuffer Viagra and Bottle Opener Fedora Hats

why society needs christmas
to go with the nativity scene
novelty pharmaceuticals popping up
always ready to pop the top on that
pretty lady's bottle if the removable
bottle opener tucked in the hatband doesn't
do it then it just ain't christmas why more
pagans drink wassail and knit pentagram hats
with variegated yarns from leftover skeins

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Candy Cane Undies, Stocking Stuffer Viagra and Bottle Opener Fedora Hats"
Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on December 14, 2013
Visions of alternate Christmas go well with this odd little ditty. I never saw viagra in a stocking, but I'm sure there are many things I've never seen in this world. A litle funny and a little strange. Why else would we write about the season? Always interesting Sage. Bob

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 13, 2013
sounds like a pretty sticky situation ;)


(thanx for the insight)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 13, 2013
The true blue value of Xmas.

Ron


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