Bobble-Head Dolls in a Dumb-Downed Society

we give
the world
our high-fashion line
of western clothes with
accessory copper

The Sundance Wives

put pricey
essential oils
in our fragrances

revive annie green springs wine
and put the hop in pussy tycoon in our 
private beer label

collect our
eight hundred thousand dollar
porsche big screen tv endorsement

and walk
around the
Internet with
intelligence confirmed
and immeasurably beyond bobble-head
dolls in a dumb-downed society

our calling
comes from a
walnut wood elk call
sporting goods company
endorsements know that
lesbians come running in
a non-latex hyper hot cow
soft mouthpiece and choke chamber
very realistic

theirs the mouthpiece won't
reproduce the notes and the vowels
of a&e publicity stunts it goes into
the firewood box - that would be the duck

our hollywood
presence has made
us millions our beards
collectively down to our cunts

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist