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Mornin' 'Merica
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, July 2, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I hope you enjoy this journey down some twisted states of mind. Thank you, Arlo Guthrie, for my morning song.


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States colored by political preference courtesy Wikipedia


Mornin' 'Merica


Good morning America, a Why you.
Don'tcha know me? I'm your native Tax on.

Yes, Virginia, I know Why roaming,
from Callie fornicate yeah to Whiskey n sin.

Ida hoed her garden of Arid zone a,
and Penned Sylvania some Ill noise.

Al asked ya if you ever Road Island,
or if you ever Tended to see Mary land?

I owe a lot to Miss a sippy on a straw,
Washing a ton of wash for me Ali ban me ma.

Connect a cut and Color a do,
where in the heck has Ore gone to?

If Neb ask ya where Mich a gone,
Tell him ya think he 'scape to Ver mont.

I Knew Jersey and an Indian a tobacky a while,
but Massa chews it down South Caroline a style.

Go West, Virgin in ya to end your Misery,
I'm sure you'll find Ken's ass in your history.

Spied by South Decoder 'neath Mont Anna sky,
caught by a North Decoder Oh high oh high.

Never ask what Della wear or Knew Maxie go,
but then I Never had a feeling like Georgia, no.

You taught me not to ever pine,
where Ken tucked key of mine.

So if I missed your Okay home a bit,
Lewis, Anna and that New Hemp shire's fit.

I'll end my morning journey in a state of Main,
You taught me a New York state of pain.

Don't go Florida on me if I forgot yours,
writing this poem was the onerest of chores.

Copyright 2016 © Ronald W. Hull

7/30/16

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 Reviews of "Mornin' 'Merica"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 7, 2016
Apt, timely, and most witty and linguistically creative, Ron. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 6, 2016
YOU ARE 'SO' GIFTED, RONALD! I ENJOYED THIS IMMENSELY AND I'M SAVING IT. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 4, 2016
Damn, but I bet it was a hard write, as for me, the first time was a hard read, but once I caught on, sort of, I enjoyed it quite alot...-e-

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on July 4, 2016
Enjoyed Ron, very clever!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Jon Dahlborg
Reviewed on July 3, 2016
Hi Ron!
Was confused when I started to read your offering but, once awake and in a thinking state, your creativity hit me square on!
Jon Peter

Reviewed on July 2, 2016
Now this is creative! Took a lot of thought to nail this so perfectly.

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
What a delightful play with words, especially now that we are getting ready to celebrate the birth of our nation. I'm so glad you took the time to create this clever piece for all to enjoy. It's just one more example of how Americans are continually thinking outside the box. It's a winner, Ron!

David

Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
I heard Noah's grave was found around Little Rock somewhere 'cause for the
Ark he'd Saw a whole lot of wood.
Very creative Ron, makes you want to read it several times.
Enjoyed very much.
Do you remember "Rindercellar slopped her dripper" and the "Pransome Hince" told by Archie on old tv He Haw.
I'll remember that line forever!
Dan

Reviewed on July 2, 2016
Enjoyable read!! LOL!!! I had to read it a few times. O High O my!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
You left me in a state of collapse with laughter.

Reviewed by . .
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
I absolutely adored this poem, Ron! Reading it outloud had me in stitches! Wonderfully written!

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
I gotta tell ya, Ron--this has a wacky tobaccy back beat! And have I ever Road Islanded! Loved it!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
This poem was a real pick me up, you could say I'm from O High O.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jansen Estrup
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
Cheered me right on up, Ron. Made me not so much proud to be 'Merican as seeing it from an up-side-down perspective.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
Hah! You were on a roll with this one, Ron. Sorta wish I'd have come up with this kind of poem. (smiling)

Reviewed by Miller Caldwell
Reviewed on July 2, 2016
Just back from Vermont
Where all I saw was trees
Bears galore and Mouse too
But I can say truly I was at ease.


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