Oh, If only "Granny Good witch" were here for the fun,
for her daughter had daughters and her daughters had sons
Her sons, some have wives and some wives have sons,
then some sons and daughters have no daughters or sons!

Now Wait... Is this right?
Does Anyone Know??? Did he marry her or
did she marry him?... help!...
Where is Mic... Jef... Ste... Pete... Chri... Krimm!
How did this start? Where did it begin?

The heel of the shoe broke, so the long story goes
All in the backyard of Uncle Abel’s and Aunt Jo’s
March 6^th, was set for the start, with a promise to flourish ‘till death do we part
The honeymoon blessed them with an October girl,
Michele Patricia, "Mickdoozie" with curl
Dad blames mom on those cold February scenes,
for the next few October’s brought
Cathy and "Jethrine"
Now who chased who dad,
when the "Stieff Count" was born?
Who caught the Bull and who blew the Horn?

Now imagine this, dydie dunkin’ dad, in full force,
finger pinches nose all par for the course!
Do you think they cried when the next rabbits died?
Oh no, They were happy as larks,
 ‘cause those dead hares brought
"PeteMo", "Ipso", and "Kimberly Clark"

shoot down the stork...
No, no, don’t let it fall!
Here comes "Drew-drew-Bug" and then Paul
 (We call him Chubby)

Now our house was too small,
overcrowded but gay,
so we packed up our stuff
and moved to P.A.
The corn in the field, the horse in the stall,
the children all nestled, yes, even Paul...

But much to our surprise, yes, all of a sudden,
mom got the itch, she got it real loud!
Next thing we knew, it’s like...
feed "Miss America" and change "Black Cloud"

Now, mom didn’t know, that itch she done delved,
was just a mere case of pregnancy,
Product: "hummelbird" #12

"Good witch" spoke out, "Now enough, is enough"
"Gee Gee" was so cute when she came in the buff!
The next one...She came from heaven,
 Patty was born to us at eleven!

Thirteen children, we all did make,
trips to the store and trips to the bank,
food was a must at $300.00 a week,
some off to college and some off to seek...

but, something was missing
what should we do???
Don’t call the roll...
Don’t let it start...

Not ‘til you hear the footsteps of our "Amy-Tart"...
The Van Kooten’s are reuniting
and this is the list:

Mickey, Jeffrey, Stephen, Peter, and Chris,
Kim and Patricia, Drew and then Paul,
Amy, Tara, Cara, Little John, and Georgie, That’s all!
We’ll never forget Cathy, Tamara, and you,
Granny Good-witch and Pop-Pop too!
Well, here you’ve got it!
The scoop on the run...

Oh!
If only Granny-Good witch
were here for the fun!

Copyright 1990 Kimmy Van Kooten