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My Pooter" (Preschool)
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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reported how spoken, written how it unfolds
conversation of a three year old...


Poem Artwork


My have my own pooter now
to wite my free years old words down
All daddy and mommy wite, is stuff
my don’t know ‘bout wight

My forget to say "I",
my weally don’t know why?
My finks its cause,
my mouff doesn’t open dat wide!

My wuv mommy when her gets me llellamade
My love daddy when he twies to teach me my "l’s" in a day
and he bwoes on my boo-boo-s too!

From Pumpkin’s squatch, hers a bad cat!
Hey, Joey is my brudder
and he and my wuv her
but sometimes her don’t wuv us!

My have my own pooter now...
Oh my said dat alweady
But my do...I weally do!
Now I can write effev-fing to you



My wuv you!
Wanna see my new bwacewet daddy got me?
I’m still twying to go potty...
sowwey mommy...

My don’t want to be a baby
and my hates to fink maybe my am wazy
But...My don’t know?
My cwazee!

Now my mad!
Weave me awone, my sad
My want my pooter back...
and Joey won’t give it to me!

Mommy! Daddy! Joey’s a bwat!!!
Ahhhhhh! ...My hit you back...OOOhhhh!
Now look what you did!!!
My tellin’ Your in BIG TWUBLE!!!!



 My don’t have a pooter anymore...



 


 


Copyright 2006


Kimmy Van Kooten


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 Reviews of "My Pooter" (Preschool)"
Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2006
That is sooooo funny!!!!!! Absolutely love it.. still laughing...You've made my day Kimmy! Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on December 8, 2006
cute and clever

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
cute write...it's neat how children have their own lingo, my granddaughter had her own for a couple of years I wasn't sure if anyone other than herself and her mother were going to be able to understand her one of a kind language...she had no "f's" in her vocabulary. Feet became seet, foot became soot, floor was a sore...oh my it got confusing, but cute just like your poem. Very well done!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
ROFL...precious!

Reviewed on December 6, 2006
Oh, Kimmy, this is just so wondful my don't have the wods to dithcwibe how muth me woves it! :0)
Wots and wots of Wove fwom
Alexandwa*

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2006
my tink dis is cute too
Chrissy

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2006
Sweet

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on December 4, 2006
OK Kimmy, this is pwiceless! Thanks for the smiles.

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 4, 2006
Priceless!!

Got to love it to peeeeeeses!!

Love Tinka:)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 4, 2006
Really enjoyed this conversation of a most delightful three-year old!

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on December 4, 2006
Oh Kimmy, this is what you were telling me about, the "my" for "I" -- what a delightful poem! She's such a beautiful little girl, too!
Well done, my friend.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Kimmy this is so precious little kids are so neat to listen too and they think and say the darndest things... Thank you for this joyful piece.

Peace,
Joselyn

Reviewed by Jimmy Mills
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
This was kewt Kimmy :-). Very genuine and well done! It brought a smile to my face. Thanks. Jim

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Cute as a button on a Teddy Bear's nose Kimmy.
Rusty

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
This is so cute!

Chrissy

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Outta the mouths of babes! Think she's gonna grow up to tell it how it is! Cutie, Kimmy...

Sage

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
I love it!

Susan

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
Funny, aren't they! Did you ever notice that kids all understand their own lingo? Lol, Holly

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2006
That was nicely done, Kimmy. Aren't they sweet. My grandson still have some time before he can begin to speak and I look forward to it. Up to know it's baby talk and two wors "B" which means Barney and apple his favorite fruit. You did well with this poem. Victor


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