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Unblushing (A Valentine Poem)
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LOL!


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Gripping the burin to hack the hue
she placed lace doylies all around my loo
Red, white, red, white . . .
I’m reading this prink
and I’m convinced,  sumthin’ ain’t right with
this constipating kink!

Soft soap her, that’s what I’ll do, and pray
she goes back to Kalamazoo!
Man, but here it comes again!
Hearts on strings, egest, she’s binding me up!
O’ the feed of sweet peppermints, one by one . . .
"Will you be mine?" , in repeating,  asked
“All right already, if you wear this mask!”

(That was one ugly Valentine!)


Copyright 2009
Kimmy Van Kooten


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 Reviews of "Unblushing (A Valentine Poem)"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 15, 2009
This is a hoot!

LOL

John Michael

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Got me laughing Kimmy. Thank you for sharing your sence of humor.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
This is a funny...

Looks like Valentines will be a laughing...

lol...

Art Sun...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
LOL Gotta love your sense of humor Kimmie always brings a smile and this early Valentines day entry is no exception.
hugs
fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Nah! Ed Jersey Devil ain't that good looking.
I see that you are wearing your funny bone now this days.
Hilarious!

Georg


Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Kimmy~!

A round of applause for this humorous, well-penned poem!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Your painting amazes me... so realistic!

Ron

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Quite a great laugh-enjoyed your comedy.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Kimmy, you really are hilarious!
I agree with your last line;-) lol!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
LOL this is an enjoyable and fun poem to read,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
LOL, indeed! And that guy looks like my brother - A.D.'s very own Ed Matlack!!

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Geez, Kimmers, you rock!!! Only you could write such a valentine :-)

Ted


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