Rockin His Boat

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The Mermaid And The Fisherman
By La Belle Rouge


oh no, oh dammit... there she is again
in that hot tub on her balcony
she’s a menace to all men

oh my goodness, there he is again too
in little john boat on the lake
just below and in her view

he's familiar with the old routine
he's been here other days
mermaid in the hot tub held within his gaze

she likes to feel the hot sunshine
with no swimsuit to enslave her
so the only one she wears
is the one her mama gave her

her red hair shines like fire
in the late afternoon sun
she thinks of ways to tease him
and give that fisherman some fun

oh no, oh hell.... now she’s
halfway out of the water
he pulls out his.... binoculars
though he knows he shouldn’t oughta

a playful little bounce
of what he’s spying on
a quick dive back into the water
and that sassy mermaid is gone

the john boat is rockin
and it’s gettin hard …to be still
he knows she isn’t finished yet
he sweats as he waits
for another naughty thrill

with her back turned to him
she stands up this time
and as he’s holding his... fishing pole
her full moon gives a tempting shine

she bends over….just a little
to make the seduction more complete
he has lunch in his cooler but he forgets to eat

oh lordy, oh mercy,
what will be her next ploy?
he watches in breathless wonder
as she brings out…. a vibrator toy

she knows that he’s looking… hard
no he aint foolin her at all today
seated on the edge of the tub,
she takes some time to play

oh yeah, I just knew it,
he’s paddling fast toward shore
cause the mermaid and the fisherman
have played this game before!



©8/2/2006 La Belle Rouge

“Love Should Be Fun”

Music "Under The Sea"