Harpsichord, The Cat’s Pajamas

Harpsichord, the cat’s pajamas
I think the dog has gone bananas
Poodle’s puck and puppies play
“Touché”, but don’t you dare delay

Mole rats please, before the cheese
Another dirty cat, ya rat
He’ll pick a pickle, before the pear
Even if it does seems a little unfair

Squeeze before you sneeze cricket.
He didn’t think and we couldn’t pick it
He keeps trying to tell everyone,
He suffers from Rickets.

Give a dog a bone, Digby
Even when the cats play cards
A dog has rights in his own back yard

Pick a paw paw before a pear, but do you dare
Never shall you lose your noodle
Even if your cat does like strudel