Frogsundogs
I must be delerious....
Ice oar rannolmanoo clekted frogs
Un-punched dim inner face;
Cus wenneye sore rim kickinnadogs
I criedore lowvada place.
Snot darway ya showya care,
Kickanna dogs inna guts;
Yappaddumun huggemen brush darehair
Untellum dare cute liddlemutts.
Eeseddis frog wuzquished terbits,
Eethort a doggud dunnit;
I toldim frogs give dogsashits
A froggud maykim vomit!
Eesed ‘Oryare? Yarrekkunmate?’
An gave medog a froggy;
‘I betcha if we waitenwait,
That frog stay sinya doggy!’
We waited till the sun went down,
An so I sedise sorry.
Elarfed an smacked me interda ground
Unrunnover me wivva lorry!
Then azzee larfden drove away,
Medog threw upis tummy;
He looked at me as if tasay
‘Those froggys ain’t too yummy!’
I’ll catch that dog with a bitta luck,
An I’ll shuvvabig toad upisbum!
Fergettin me hit by a bloody big truck
An makin me look really dum!
So never go runnin alone inna dark,
Or jump inna sea anget drowned;
Annever go walkinnadogs innapark
Where froggiesar jumpin around!!
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