Tissy

Punching is the mostest fun,
Punch your tummy, punch your bum,
Pick your nose then wipe the snot
On a tiny baby's cot.

Giggle long and giggle high,
I once had a bird called sky,
Sneeze on Daddy, sneeze or cough,
Kiss the boys then piss them off!

Cuddle Boris, pull his tail,
Make my Mummy cry and wail,
Embarrass Danny's only friend,
Look at Buffy, listen to Gwen.

Don't drink beer and don't drink wine,
Eat liggollygots cos IPMIME!
I like burping really big,
But ngungy thinks I am a pig!

Don't like snakes and don't like Llamas,
But I love my piggy jarmas,
I am Tissy, so make me a brew,
And I think YOU'RE NORDY, too!

Just before I rest my head
Jump on Mum and Daddy's bed,
Wedgy Danny, call him skanky,
Wake up in the morning, cranky.

Go to work and get the blues,
Buy another pair of shoes,
Give my Mummy fifty bucks
So she can buy me special tucks.

That's the tale of my life so far
(Did I tell you about my car?)
I'm not friden because, you see,
I know my Mum and Dad loves me!