So tired
Tired of all this drama ...
- Mary J. Blige, 'No More Drama'

Thanks, Jerry, for the inspiration!

only so many
ways to beat a dead
horse:  talking about
talk shows, their subjects:
the same old, same old.
paternity:  if
you would keep yer legs
together and not
*beep* every tom,
dick and harry, you'd
know who the daddy
was.  paternity:
if you'd keep the thing
in yer pants, where it
belongs and honor
the relationship,
you'd not have babies
from one coast to the
other who wonder
where their daddy is.
teens gone wild:  sorry,
who's the parent here?
abusive spouses:
get out.  get out.  get
out.  you don't have to
put up with that *beep*.
ain't you got any
respect for yourself?
and what's with all the
cussing on those shows?
nothing better to
say?  what's with all the
fighting, free-for-alls?
(let's get ready to
ruuuuumble!!).  the drama.
the tears.  the bull *beep* ...
why the TV's O F F.
and ... reality?
don't E V E N go there.

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/16)