When Gladys Goose wed her Moose

They couldn’t decide where to live

Gladys wanted to live in the city

Moose said, 'Well, that's just a pity!'

When Gladys and Moose had a son

They couldn’t decide on a name

Gladys wanted to name it Roddy

Moose said over his dead body!

When Gladys and Moose bought a house

They couldn’t decide on a lot

Gladys preferred one near the beaches

Moose said they’d each wind up with leeches.

When Gladys and Moose later grew old

They couldn’t decide on their pills

Gladys told Moose to take one a day

But old Moose understood one every May!