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Benjy the Hyper Bowling Farm Goat
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Rated "G" by the Author.

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For Joyce's class at school. Bowling refers to the Bowling Farm (of the Bowling family).
Benjy the hyper Bowling farm goat Refused his meals one day "Must be in love with nanny Connie," Said Joyce who fetched the laden tray. Next Benjy the hyper Bowling goat Swiped 3 pairs of panty hose When Joyce E began to investigate The rest of the goats proved friends, not foes. Then Benjy the hyper Bowling goat Got sentenced to isolation For a week no glimpse of the bonny Connie Nor potato peel goodies warmed by the sun.

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Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on April 30, 2007

humorously creative and unique ...

Reviewed by Safi Abdi

Reviewed on April 29, 2007

You alone must know what that means. Great read.LOL.
Safi

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on April 28, 2007

ROFL...you are crazy.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on April 28, 2007

Ahh, I loved it...just got a chance to read this one! Clever and cute write dear friend...I've got to wipe the tears of laughter from my face...I do have a billy goat that will eat near anything, including panty hose if he got the chance, took a nibble from my skirt tail the other day...oh yeah, he got a bit of isolation...but not from connie from Lucy and Ethel...guess what his name is? Loved it my friend! Too cute...love your sense of humor! We need more laughs, it will keep us young longer! Be good dear friend!
Blessings from Bowling Goat Farm....
Joyce Bowling ;-)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

Awwwww! Poor Benjy the hyper Bowling goat! Maybe he was just curious?
Enjoyed.

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

How sweet this is

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

:)

Reviewed by Stan Grimes (Reader)

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

Three pair of pantyhose? I can eat those in an hour. Funny stuff.

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

I love this! It is fresh and funny, There is neither condescension nor cuteness just good story telling. But where is the rest of it? There must be more to tell...

good write

john+

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 27, 2007

This is adorable, Randy; well done! LOL Thanks for the smiles today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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