Isn't she pretty?
Isn't she witty?
Isn't she so very smart?
Got my beer next to her heart,
In church she never lets a fart.
Now here's a woman to be proud of,
An angel sent down from above.
Redneck or not, she's all I've got.
So if she happens to let one slip out,
Don't raise a fuss or run and shout.
Fartin ya know just ain't no sin.
'Cause like I always have to say,
It's always better out than in.
(c) 2007 Walt Hardester
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Reviews of "Isn't She Wonderful?"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
haven't seen that picture in a long time. thanks for the smiles and giggles this morning. lady j
OOOOOOO Naughty Boy! Granny outter grab yore ear, lead Ya out behind the woodshed and beat yore ass! Southern Belles don't FART, we jest emit a gentle wind now and again, that is why hurricanes are named after us! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2007
Hee, hee, but she'll blow the house down..
Sorry I've been missing these gems Walt
Ya just too funny!
Ron
Walt, I think she's too much woman for you to handle. And don't drink the beer. You don't know what's in there. Could be sweat, or cells from scratching. Ugh. LOL. Love your poem. Dana
Send down from above, what above, what's there? she came down a rope, or a elevator or just dumped on you, now I suppose a very flat-man?
Drink that beer, it's getting warm!!!!!!!!
Georg
Too funny but then again you haven't shown the picture of her red neck boyfriend...I bet he is probably just as much of a winner...maybe next write.LOL
Fee
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Sorry I've been missing these gems Walt
Ya just too funny!
Ron
plenty of meat to go "around"
Love a voluptuous woman
Peace
William
Love sTinky
Kathy
Love,
annie
But dang, ain't her tatas cold?
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Dan
In church she never lets a fart.
You are a very lucky man!
Love,
Susan
Drink that beer, it's getting warm!!!!!!!!
Georg
Fee
Axilea
r~
Larry