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Isn't She Wonderful?
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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She is my Redneck Woman


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Isn't she pretty?
Isn't she witty?
Isn't she so very smart?
Got my beer next to her heart,
In church she never lets a fart.
Now here's a woman to be proud of,
An angel sent down from above.

Redneck or not, she's all I've got.

So if she happens to let one slip out,
Don't raise a fuss or run and shout.
Fartin ya know just ain't no sin.
'Cause like I always have to say,
It's always better out than in.

(c) 2007 Walt Hardester            

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 Reviews of "Isn't She Wonderful?"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
haven't seen that picture in a long time. thanks for the smiles and giggles this morning. lady j

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
OOOOOOO Naughty Boy! Granny outter grab yore ear, lead Ya out behind the woodshed and beat yore ass! Southern Belles don't FART, we jest emit a gentle wind now and again, that is why hurricanes are named after us! LOVE YOU! Sissy

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2007
Hee, hee, but she'll blow the house down..
Sorry I've been missing these gems Walt
Ya just too funny!
Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Now that's my type of gal
plenty of meat to go "around"
Love a voluptuous woman
Peace

William

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
WHen I had send you that picture of me...you promise NOT to use it on AD.........shame on you!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
God your beer next to her heart, now it's hot and just no dang good. Oh, well - it's your beer. LOL

Kathy

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
I'm not even going here!! Love this Walt.
Love,
annie

Reviewed on October 30, 2007
LOLOLOLOL! She's justagirl. :) Well done, love it, Walt!

But dang, ain't her tatas cold?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Walt, what a funny write.

Dan

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Funny, funny man! She's adorable -- and she's lucky to have you. Take Care. --Charlie

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Yes she is Wonderful,,,, btw,, Did she say Yes ?????????? lol

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
so very funny!!

Reviewed by Dana Reed
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Walt, I think she's too much woman for you to handle. And don't drink the beer. You don't know what's in there. Could be sweat, or cells from scratching. Ugh. LOL. Love your poem. Dana

Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Walt!! You are too much.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Got my beer next to her heart,
In church she never lets a fart.

You are a very lucky man!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
She's certainly keeping abreast of things. Ha Ha

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
You are hilarius Walt! Poor baby...too much of a woman for me. She's such a Primcess too.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Send down from above, what above, what's there? she came down a rope, or a elevator or just dumped on you, now I suppose a very flat-man?
Drink that beer, it's getting warm!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Too funny but then again you haven't shown the picture of her red neck boyfriend...I bet he is probably just as much of a winner...maybe next write.LOL
Fee

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Poor woman! Hmmm...

Axilea

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Ain't to doubt; she's a keeper!
r~

Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Beautiful offering. Thanks Walt

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
I surrender. You put my redneck girl poem in the dust. I can't come close.

Larry


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