A little devil in them thar angels!

In appreciation of the female gender

Her looks and guile

Cost many a fender bender

And many a smile

I assume that God was a male

Who lovingly shaped her

Dressed her with a veil

To see if at his heart she tear

Here and there in the affair

Would add a bump or two

Covered her with flowing hair

To see if him could woe

But just as if he were blind

The beauty he created

She looked so sweet and kind

Yet his interest soon abated

Satan never far

Watched all this with a smile

Was amused by this new star

Dressed her up in fashion style

There he said now have a look

Now she has some flair

That part forsook

To which you made me heir

A little guile

A witty mind

Flair and style

Only in me she’ll find

You should know that opposites attract

So what you say, we give her some of me

And you and I we make a pact

Make one for you, and one me!

05/12/2007