A wee accident!

Help is on the way sir, just hold still,

Please sir don’t stir, no sir she will,

Sir that razor is mighty sharp; do not move your leg,

I know it hurts Sir, but do not move, I beg,

The tire Sir is buried in your groin,

One wrong cut, you another sect might join,

No Sir, she’s not a surgeon, she is a paramedic,

Sir you are breathing rapidly, please relax your dick,

No Sir she doesn’t hate men, it’s her job,

No I promise Sir, I wont let her cut your knob,

Breathe in slowly, now relax, and breathe out,

Please Sir, you needn’t shout,

Sorry Sir, you should not have moved,

You’re to blame; it’s not Jill that goofed,

What do you mean perfectly still?

Are you saying that thing has a will?

You should be ashamed to watch her charms,

You should have watched her arms,

We’ll keep it in a jar,

It wasn’t much by far,

Much good can come of it; look at it this way sir,

You will, give interns so much glee, and them with laughter stir,

You Sir made medical history,

As the man, who sits down to pee!

02/02/2008