I think I've got it!

I figured it out, I figured it out,

Darn I thought I had it,

I was just about to shout,

But I’m such a twit,

Seven and a half bents,

Isn’t such a hell of a lot?

If you’re up and down friends,

Give it what you got,

Now twist your knees in this shape,

Rotate round and round,

Don’t be lax, you big ape,

Let’s go round and round

Turn your butt to left now,

Than slowly to the right,

That’s what I call a cleft! Wow!

It finally came to light

Now bring your knees up to your chest,

Then stretch them way up high,

That’s ok Mary, you’re so blessed

It’ll help your thickened thigh

What you do with this leg, while this is in the way,

Face the boards and, up and down,

Pay attention friend, you’re not here to play,

Wipe clean that silly frown

To the left, and turn around now,

No, to the other side,

Now turn around and make a bow,

And try to do it right

Just another class Sir and you’ll be doing fine,

You’ll know when to pull and tuck

And when to reel the line,

If not, who cares? I don’t give a …..

Good night class, go home, and drive carefully,

Think which way to turn,

If it’s right, turn right,

Or you’ll end up in an urn!

15/02/2008