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Swedish Bitters!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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An Email back from the hospital, was I surprised no, I knew he was a man of steel, and according to the nurses well,I let them tell.

 

 
Swedish Bitters!
 
Swedish medicine more benefits than ours,
Truly I ask how you know,
When little Georg under the bed he cowers,
His little shirt to sow,
 
There he was with stitch and needle,
To fill that awful gap,
The backside to his pee’dle
That God forsaken flap,
 
The Swedes you know, no dilatants,
Come sexual desire,
Quite forward toward Georg advance
His little bum admire,
 
He had a needle without thread,
And cowered awful shy,
Juiced he was, just out of bed,
No shape some blond to try,
 
But more than him, and better looking,
With help they coaxed him forth,
And soon now Georg was cooking,
Felt strengths now, like a horse,
 
Swedish healing arts well known,
From bitters to massage,
Good will, on Georg have sown,
Good measure and dosage,
 
Now Georg, I’ll let him tell the rest,
He stirred up quite some hell,
New vigour is now possessed,
The nurses, asked me not to tell.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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 Reviews of "Swedish Bitters!"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Hahahahahaha...no comment...have to wait for the nurses call!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
You are just jealous my little horny Jasmin, the swedes have only time to pamper me.
Thanks buddy

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 2, 2008
Very well thought out and wisely recited for one who has truly been missed and now is on the "mend".....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 2, 2008
You are the best Jas!;-) Love your compassionate sense of humor!
So glad Georg is back!

Love,
ET

Reviewed on April 2, 2008
I am so glad he is back home!!
Beautiful Women Givin Sponge Baths Or Not!!
Home Is Best!! Wahoooo!!
I was concerned as him & I are on line at similar times & I noticed his absence & in my spirit as well.
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed on April 2, 2008
Aha! Methinks you are fast becoming quite a provocateur, Jasmin-Horst!
Y'know Georg will soon be back to challenge you, doncha!
Still...a fun-filled poem you create :o)

Micke

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 2, 2008
Boo hiss...inquiring minds want to know.

Cheers and best wishes to Georg,
Dan

Reviewed on April 2, 2008
Hilarious!! Hope Georgie feels better soon; he's in my prayers!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Delightful write! LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 2, 2008
Quite forward toward Georg advance
His little bum admire!

HO, HO, HO! Are you sure you're not in the Ancient Ed Family? You've been dishin it out pretty good to good old Georg Edvard!!!


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