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Shit or get off the pot!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Shit, or get off the pot! Pay good money, and then can’t post, You told me, I’d get the most, Why did you make such a boast? You’d be the perfect host, Anyhow it’s not important stuff, Most of what I write is fluff, But for others that is tough, Don’t take them serious, that is rough, Just a few words want to add, About your internal spat, You’re acting like a brat, Shit, or get of the pot me lad. 11/05/2008

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Reviewed by Jerry Engler

Reviewed on May 15, 2008

Your title and work plop the water with profoundness, Jasmin...caught my sentiments...Jerry

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 12, 2008

There DOES seem to be a long line to the potty-room, J-H. There must be a shortage of tissue, as someone snatched my latest "humorous" poem right off the site :o). Hope Ed made a wide enough path to the woods...
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 12, 2008

I can't even get on the pot; my two evil brothers keep hogging it. I guess like the bear, I'm heading for the woods!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 12, 2008

Jasmin, as the older geezer of Ad I can claim that "shit" is my trademark word (copyrighted of course) and I will sue you any time you use it, I have 57 lawyers, 2 ex-Supreme Judges counselling and Georgie W Bush cousin to pull your chain by the FBI.
So, you dum brat, don't use that word again or else...

Georg the Most Supreme and Gracious Jester

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