Enter the kingdom of heaven or hell!
At the gate to the vaunted virgins chamber,
A Unabomber is interviewed by the various,
Heavenly gatekeepers,
You have done a Jihad in Gods name have you?
Yes that’s is true , that’s why I came here,
Ok young fellow, I see there is not much left of you,
But what there is, some is mixed with the blood of a Jew,
I am afraid that just won’t do,
Matter of fact, I would suggest cleaning up first,
Go over there to the virgins scrubbing team,
They will try to remove the stain,
But, there are no guarantees with that claim,
One could hear the moaning and groaning,
And so the keeper took a look to see,
What all that noise could be,
They were scrubbing and scrubbing a most sensitive part,
And they were scrubbing real hard,
Ladies, what seems to be the problem here,
You’re scrubbing much too hard I fear,
Too engrossed to hear his voice
Break up the circle had no choice,
And so it came to be, he’d see what he did see,
Seventy two, far too many, and so unseemly,
Scrubbed every inch of that tiny weenie,
I’m afraid somehow; you’re over doing it my dears,
Take it easy, you have years and years,
Eternity is a long time; it goes on and on,
But don’t let me interfere, let me know when the stain is gone,
Conscientiously they on that part did dwell,
Blood red now and burning, as in hell,
Now again he’d scream and yell,
To make a story short,
They made of it a sport,
For very well they knew,
That all of them, where once a Jew.
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It is a sham, you see, a fable of 72 virgings waiting up or... down there with a cozy big fireplace (God seems to be smarter than man) because the gullible suckers will find 72 big experienced bordello Mammas which will be milking the jerks for a eternity. Imagine that! and broder, don't get sick from laughing your ass off.
Oh, I wish I can take a picture of their faces with a camcorder and show it to every suicidebomber to be around here.
Georg