A few days later, no we gots no gators,
But in season, serious maters,
And when high on pheromone desire,
They come out from the mire,
And if they’se on the loose,
Best to run you choose,
Nearly gots them killed his brothers
That Georg with Coors he bothers,
It interferes with pheromones of moose’s sex,
It makes them all perplex,
And in the end they’se gets real mad, and sore,
They’ll with their horns you gore,
But Georg, what does he know, he pisses in the lake,
Where horny mooses mate,
And like I said, that Coors he drinks,
Now all the lake it stinks,
It’s entirely his fault, you know,
You thought it best to flee somehow,
Perry and I searching the Canadian Wilderness
Tell me where are these scumbags hiding now?
I’m getting saddle sore riding this mare,
What do you mean they fell of the broom?
She didn’t put seat belts on them,
You must be kidding, they was stone drunk,
She what? She lifted up the bow,
Now tell me why, the sky was clear,
Not a soul was there far or near,
She was suppose to fly south, not north,
Darn the black flies getting to my horse,
They’se eating her alive, like me,
They’se going to die in here, you’ll see,
Then this noise a blessed sound,
I think we gots them found,
Some awful screaming, from down the bog,
Some splashing trashing, and then a dog,
Then the others, out of breath, and out of juice,
Snorting steaming, then, a big bull moose,
What a sight my friends, but this how the story ends.
Me thinks!
God that lake it stinks,
Now we was kind we thought, and share some real beer,
Happy, to send them on their way with some real” Canadian” cheer,
Obvious it became so very soon,
After the first they’se begun to swoon,
Steady pals we said, stand at ease,
It’s just an Alexander Keith,
We drinks it all the time,
And we’se feeling just awful fine,
To make this story short,
Tomorrow night, I’ll shoot you another line.
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Great penning - enjoyed this immensely!!
Best Always,
Lance
am supp'se to be the Eld...hic...der
He could have at least offered us a Moosehead.
And we three Eds ain't givin up yet!
PS Thank God Jersey took a bath in a Canadian lake, and not in one of ours!!
Fee