The trouble with me you see, is me,
And the way I like to be,
Constantly I am debating,
And myself berating,
You should have or could have,
But you didn’t, why you such an ass,
And on and on it goes, it has no end,
And none other could my problems mend,
Counselling would take and fast,
Would it only last?
Experience has taught me that,
Some are crazier than a bat,
They need more help then me,
I could charge them a fee,
And then there is the wounded raw,
That still on rotten carrion claw,
And ooze their rotten hurt,
Make sure you get a spurt,
The only ones I found so far,
That healed that itch that scar,
No judgements unlike me they bring, or mooch,
Is an unconditionally loving pooch
©03/04/2009
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PERFECTIVE: wanted to be classified in that category but too lazy.
PERFECT PARTICLE: a little man with a 400 pound wife.
PERFECT PARTICIPLE: he can't say "no" to a panties raid.
PERFECT TENSE: wife enters horse too early when "entertaining"the maid PERFECTIBLE: wishing the wife didn't herd the maid's Ahhhh! ! !
PLUS-PERFECT: got a pay-raise and bonuses on the job.
PAST-PERFECT: old aunt leaves everything to him!
PRESENT PERFECT: wife never heard the maid.
FUTURE-PERFECT: maid's not pregnant.
PERFECT-GAS: his pooch ate too much beans!
That will teach you trying to be perfect!
Georg
Love,
ET
Perfect, clever title for a lovely tribute to the one always faithful and true.
John
Thanks Jasmin.
With Love,
Cindy
In Spirit,
Bear
Fee