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A Freudian slip,
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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I thought I nip this right in the butt, before He gets erotic ideas, a friend and great poet he is, and he'll know who, ach what, it's Jude,ha,
On review of his latest poem,Review of Jude’s poem


It’s a disclaimer just of sorts,
To all you true poetic sports,
When you smoke the stuff,
You can’t spell it can you,
Your little brain denies it’s true ,
I should have said like a rope dancer,
Instead a robedancer,
Denial in the brain,
This is driving me insane,
I’m good at sex, not at spelling,
At the best of times,
I figure it’ll all come out in the ironing,
If it rhymes,
Forgive dear Jude again my friend,
This wee slip will find no end

 

A Freudian slip,
 
What you should have said,
But where thinking otherwise,
Some would call it lies,
White ones, recessed in the psyche,
Deep and wonderfully true ,
Putting foot in right instead of left shoe,
Or putting foot in mouth,
Or whatever dances in your head,
Instead of, put on your dancing shoes instead,
Naked do I see thee dance,
And so forgive me, in my trance,
I said, or was going to say,
But this trance let my tongue astray,
A thousand pardons my dear friend,
I’m embarrassed to no end,
As I said I had this vision,
A pole you were holding in your hand,
Precariously on this rope you stand,
Cross dressing, I mean crossing over,
Over all this wild and raging sea,
To the cliffs of Dover,
Forgive me my dear stud,
I shall nip this drinking in the butt,
And speak and think more clearly then I hope,
When I stop to smoke this dope,
Hello there, now I said it,
It’s off my chest,
Whatever it was,
You know, I wish you all the best.©31/08/2009
 
 
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "A Freudian slip,"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2009
how cute this was...freudian slips, yes I wonder about them also...made me smile. LadyJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 1, 2009
Wow! Naked dancers; robedancers; nipping in the butt - Wow!

And I sure hope the old Jersey Devil doesn't read this.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 1, 2009
Never see or want to imagine
Jude dancing in the nude!

Georg


Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 31, 2009
there's nothing to forgive ... i see no infliction... no harm has been taken or given ...

Reviewed on August 31, 2009
Wadchu talking 'bout, Willis?? errr...I mean Jas! Oh, I know, it's the bridge-thing :o) Betcha Jude accepts your 'pology!!
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 31, 2009
Jas, i haven't the foggiest, so whats up doc?

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on August 31, 2009
Jasmin,
I'm lost, I missed something...so what, sez you?

John


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