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Our Mjinsk suffering
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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First Jersey, Eileen, now Micke ( Mjinks) what

 

 
 
In the meantime, there is Micke in ER,
Getting medicine galore,
For she’s really sore,
Send her a message will ya!
 
From kidney stones to assrites, and pain,
Shingles and fleabiteous,
Celluliteous I think, and gastriteous,
Will she last? Or go insane,
 
Would someone on AD,
Someone nearby pay a visit, say hello,
Someone check her pulse, someone in the know,
Preferably, someone with a degree,
 
But I would suggest you do let her know,
Before you lift the covers, make out you’re an MD,
Bang the gavel on her knee,
Or, would any loosened stitches sow,
 
By the way, stick with the essentials,
Her humour is in the best of shape,
No need in awe to gape,
Just to show her, all your fun credentials,
 
For God’s sakes don’t send Jersey,
He’ll smoke her up with weed,
To get her on her feet,
Then there’d be two, God have mercy,
 
If you’re squeamish, send a card at least,
Cheer her up; bring some sunshine in her day,
Or send a poem on its way,
I’m sure she would be pleased.

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 Reviews of "Our Mjinsk suffering"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 15, 2009
I hope she has recovered and is up and kicking again Jasmin -- sounds as though Jersey may be a dangerous place to live? -- peace and love to you my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on December 4, 2009
Maybe weed is what she needs, echinacea that is......Jerry

Reviewed on November 30, 2009
I am a pretty good nurse of TLC...

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on November 29, 2009
I enjoy reading this poem.take care

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 29, 2009
For God’s sakes don’t send Jersey,
He’ll smoke her up with weed!!!!

I was very sorry to hear Micke was on the Sick List, and your good wishes for her are wonderful. But for God's sake, don't send Jersey!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 29, 2009
Now, what I am hearing you people entertaining bugs with Kleenex, chicken soup and warm blankets? Take two aspirins and call me in the morning!

Georg


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 29, 2009
micki, remember, keep up with the exercise, & that does not include running to the bathroom, lol, ed

Reviewed on November 28, 2009
Jasmin,

Great sense of humor. Loved it.

Mary

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on November 28, 2009
Jasmin,
You have a great big soft funny heart, bless you. What a guy!

Healing wishes to all in pain.

John


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