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The turkey in the woods
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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the pills ain't working

 

 
 
 
Take a guess what I’ve just seen,
Out there in the woods pristine,
Feeding birds my daily task,
No more happiness could I ask,
Deep in the woods, deep in the snow,
Little did I know?
There was a bird all right,
Sort of awkward in its flight,
Barely lifted off the ground,
As if its weight to earth were bound,
Now I know it’s darn cold,
Does often freeze, what I must hold,
Often now this thing it bothers,
It happens too, to others,
But out there in the woods alone,
Only here and there a tree or stone,
Gad, its just too much pressure,
Can’t easy make relieve a pleasure,
Zippers that don’t work, and too much cloth,
Leave not much time, to be a sloth,
But then relieve, dear me what joy,
Until this lady cute and coy,
It’s so nice to see all these birds out here,
And nice to come so near,
Well I thought in guilt and shame,
Darn it all wherefrom this dame,
But you know I never learn,
More quiet places to discern,
Still the woods now calm and white,
Not another soul in sight,
Oh yes, as I was saying just before,
This bird she’ll see no more.©02/01/2010

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 5, 2010
I appreciate you humor, Jasmin. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on January 3, 2010
Jasmin you have the most wonderful sense of humor. Are you painting the wood snow yellow LOL!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 3, 2010
Ho, Ho, Ho! Does a Bear poop in the woods? And does the Bird Whisperer pee in them??!! You might want to find a cave!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 3, 2010
Hope you only wrote yer name on the snow! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on January 3, 2010
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
lol. A turkey. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
It's amazing what you see in yellow snow...what a relief, Papa Seiler! Go into the woods to see a man about a horse and up pops a turkey in the woods!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
Nice poem, I like it

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
I guess it's to late to save her from your dinner plate.
A real chipper poem. TY


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