Shorty and Slim got caught up in a heck
of a blow, the snow flying sideways
We were sure to freeze
Then to their surprise was a barn, corrals
and a house with smoke whirling
in the wind
Slim knew the old man that lived there,
seems his wife had died
Our boss took pity and left it to him
He was a fine old cowboy
and a character to boot
He invited us in saying we was a sorry sight
Had any grub and nodding No he fed us beans
and hot coffee
He says "So boys, wanta' play some checkers."
"Sure" we replied and then he started to talk
He spun his tales sittin' by the pot bellied stove
ablaze with coal and wood.
We were cozy and warm.
”One time, the old man said; We was down
by the Ole Flathead, when a wind storm blew in.”
then went on to add; “We’d rode through the day
in a fierce storm, our horses were through,
we felt lucky to find the line shack and smoke
was coming outta the flue.”
Sounded mighty familiar
The old man loved to talk about the good old days
and so we listened glad to be warm. ”We was holed up
in the line shack, me and Ole Pete McMurphy, was his name.
We was playing cards sipping whiskey when he up
and called me a cheat. I reached over to get my gun,
when to my surprise he pulled out his and it misfired.
I pulled mine and shot him dead. Hell, had to or
he’d a killed me sure.”
The fire sparked and cackled as we settled in playing checkers.
“Let me spin a tale, the old man crowed; about a horse that threw me once
up on the Buckhorn. The devil told me to shoot him,
but I got God’s grace,
my Mama made danged sure I knew the good word.
The ole sorrel gelding bucked like a stallion on his way
to mount a mare in heat! I hollered and held tight girding
his muzzle with the iron bit. He wasn’t through though,
he fooled me and we rode a few paces and he bucked me off.
I walked all the way down Buckhorn to Carson’s place,
had to buy a new horse.”
The tale was spinnin now for sure and the checkers were moving
and the whiskey was smoothin things out a bit.
There was a blizzard on the Big Horn
(c) Dale Clark
Great! LIke somethin' from Twain's "scuffling years" out west - its got the right lazy meandering rhythm too. Boy I'd give some "goods" to be in a cabin in the rockies when a western blizzard blew in (with plenty of firewood and grub!!) Keep it up, your the only do this thing on AD
best, mike
I had to laugh, when i first started reading this, your "Shorty and Slim" reminded me of a poem I used to recite as a child. . .
"Fat and Skinny had a race,
up and down the pillowcase,
fat fell down and broke his face
and skinny won the race!"
. . .and all through the poem I kept hearing this little ditty. . .
Anyway, I love old westerns and all their fixin's, you sure brought me into the atmosphere, condensing so much, in just a short moment on the Bighorn!
Enjoyed! Thanks for the old memory too! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Blimey... Certainly livens a game of checkers up a bit! What with the whiskey and the wind, reckon those board pieces will have been moving all by themselves. You are such a brilliant and atmospheric storyteller, Dale. You make me feel a native with every write. I could be there, dodgin all them bullets... and spitting into the pot-boiler, waiting fer me socks to dry... :)) Great stuff, thank you. Kate xx
Story inspired by life of the author's great grandfather, a Black Cowboy who kidnapped his Native American bride after a cattle drive from Waco, TX to Dodge City, KS. Their story, him a master horseman and her a trained to be a healer with herbs and
Love,
Eileen
best, mike
Love Tinky
and the whiskey was smoothin things out a bit.
You really can't beat tall tales told around a fire, with a little sip or two in hand!
"Fat and Skinny had a race,
up and down the pillowcase,
fat fell down and broke his face
and skinny won the race!"
. . .and all through the poem I kept hearing this little ditty. . .
Anyway, I love old westerns and all their fixin's, you sure brought me into the atmosphere, condensing so much, in just a short moment on the Bighorn!
Enjoyed! Thanks for the old memory too! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Be safe,
Karen
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