This sad tale was brought to you by My Mama, this is true , to my shame!

It was hotter than Texas asphalt, my brother and his wife were spendin the night,
There was a thunderstorm, lightenin flashin, an awesome sight!
From the bedroom next door, lovemakin could be heard,
My Daddy was listenin, not sayin a word.
Visions of entangled bodies, danced in his head,
His wife lay next to him, as though she was dead.
Daddy became aroused, his manflower was in full bloom,
His marriage bed had become cold as a tomb.
His fevered body would not give him no peace,
What he craved was sweet release.
He turned to his wife and began to plead,
He placed her hand on his great need.
Mama had no love for this man,
But she had to fulfill her wifely duties, she did understand.
Bein she was still in season,
Daddy reached for a condom, for sex with no reason.
The prevention failed and durin the storm,
Sperm and egg met and I started to form.
Nine months later, Mama cursed the day,
In a moment of weakness, she let Daddy have his way.

Music: XFiles