I was brung up the Southern Way, taught that SEX was a One-Way Ticket To Hell!

I am My Mama's disgrace!
She once called me a Whore to my face.
She said," Girl you best learn yore place!"
" You must always hate sex and remain straight-laced!"
Well, I like my breasts a roman free,
I take pride in my bouncin booty!
Mama said," OOOOO Sex! Never say that Ya like that Nasty Thang!"
" Ya never, ever touch a man's wang!"
" Never think on sex, think on peelin a tater!"
" That thar man a ridin Ya, will git off sooner or later!"
" Sex be somethang Ya gotta do when a man gives Ya a ring!"
" Never let on that Ya likes The Wild Thang!"
" Girl you is like yore old Daddy, Horny as hell!"
" Ya aint no damn good, do tell!"
I cursed the day I come here sportin a beaver!"
I should have be born with a wang, cause I aint no June Cleaver!"

Music: Bitch