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A night in the life of a beetle… Haiku
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Yoko Ono…Oh!.. Yoko… Oh No! Yoko, No!… Yoko… Yoko… Oooh!… © P. J. Oszmann (1963-2003) ….no, it did not take 40 years to write these lines… I could never take the Beetles seriously; never liked them either. I wrote a few lines of word-play as a joke when Lennon and Yoko were still publicly exhibiting their co-habitation.(Remember the photo of the two of them in bed?) I found it last year and realised it lends itself to Haiku with some trimming… So here is a tongue in cheek bad example of a Haiku…

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Reviewed by Lyndsey Nelson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2007

Very interesting. I like it. Thank you for the thought to chew on. Truth be True- Lyndsey

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on July 1, 2004

I loved it...really funny!

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

awesome.

Reviewed by andrea coltman

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

Hmmm what can I say?...you've said it all for me!!! Definitely creative now take your tongue out of your cheek it may improve your hearing and memory....

A xxxx

Reviewed by Katryn Dougherty

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

got a chuckle out of me :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

This is both cute and creative. Great job.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

(((peter!)))

LOL--this is not what i expected...but o, so funny

well done! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 21, 2004

LOL that about sums up the beatles...all they said was "yeah, yeah, yeah"! fun write, peter; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texaas. :D

things have been resolved at authorsden; eileen waldron sponsored me; but i thank you for wanting to sponsor me too. you are too sweet! i am indeed blessed to have you among my circle of friends!

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