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Only a Kazoo Will Do
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'd like to ask if you know someone
who knows how to ride a giraffe
while playing a kazoo

or better yet...
who knows a giraffe
that can play his own kazoo

Or I wonder if you know someone
who can tie both their shoes
while riding a giraffe
who's playing TWO kazoos

There are a few things I need to know
about some stuff I'd like to do
It started with a giraffe
but then only a kazoo would do

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Only a Kazoo Will Do"
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on May 28, 2011
hee hee hee ... you sound a lot like Dr. Seuss! Excellent write, Pat! I love how your mind works.
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 12, 2011
I played a kazoo
While at the zoo
On a Giraffe
In Kalamazoo

But they weren't in the mood
My music pooh poohed
The zookeeper booed
Which I thought was crude

So I challenged their boos
And tied both of my shoes
While playing two Kazoos
Like I had nothing to lose*

*About 20 minutes later the guys from animal control had me in cuffs on an animal cruelty charge...No sense of humor. Patrick







Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
This is very cute, Pat, but what I know about kazoo's you could write a book about. I had fun reading it though.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
So adorable, Pat!
Guess what?! I know Barb Stewart, the inventor of the kazoo.
She's a good friend of my family and when I was a girl I used to slide down her banister :)
Blessings,
Christine


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