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I Bet You Know Morther Than Me
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
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Have you ever followed a ground hog home
just to meet his family
I know a little about what they eat
but not who pours the tea

so if you've ever dined with a ground hog
I bet you know morther than me

And I bet you know morther than me
when it comes to meeting a rat
I know you offer him cheese on a board
but that's all I know of that

Have you ever read a silly poem
while bending on one knee
I've only sat and written one
so now you've read morther than me

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "I Bet You Know Morther Than Me"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 6, 2011
And you call me a nutcase! Fun stuff though and I'm sure I know morther than you about rats and squirrels. Patrick

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on July 4, 2011
Another delight, Pat,
with just the right tone and wit.


John

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 4, 2011
giggle...this is hilarious! Well done, Pat....

Anna

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on July 3, 2011
Great kids poem... love it! Joy L. Hale

Reviewed on July 3, 2011
your kid poems are GREAT! Morgan

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 3, 2011
funny and fun to read...

cheers,
dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 3, 2011
Cute. Nonsensical. Following that blasted rabbit down the deep and nutty hole in the ground. Enjoyed . . .


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