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I Really Don't Think You Should
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
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I suggest you think about this once or twice
but if you just must...let me give you my advice

Don't wear your favorite clothes
you must be quick to grab your nose

Remember to walk to the side
never near or right behind

Don't make any sudden moves
that may startle or confuse

and...always choose the outside bunk
if you just must...go hiking with a skunk

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "I Really Don't Think You Should"
Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on July 21, 2013
A hazard indeed. Have had my encounters. "Don't make any sudden moves
that may startle or confuse" I love it!
Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on July 20, 2013
I try to avoid them as much as possible--tho one night when I thought it was a cat near a garbage pile and then this " cat " raised its tail and I saw the white stripe---I threw the garbage bags at it and ran--LOL-it missed me--LOL
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 24, 2013
enjoyed the laugh


William
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on June 15, 2012
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!! I remember one "going off" while camping in the Alleghenies right next to our tent!!! "Startle or confuse"? Yes!

Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed by David Clure
Reviewed on December 23, 2011
ha ha! Very funny. Reminds me of the time I bent over to pet a skunk before realizing it was a skunk! Yipes. No, I didn't get sprayed. ha ha! ~Z.B.McClure
Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on October 22, 2011
Dear Pat well said and funny. Love Emile
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on October 2, 2011
Refreshing humour.
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on September 29, 2011
Cute , it made me smile!....M
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 19, 2011
And still there's nothing like a hike in the woods...enveloped in nature's arms......Cute write, Pat....

Anna
Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on September 18, 2011
pat,
Interesting anc creative write...Enjoyed!

Many blessings,
~Linda
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Whew! Said Pepe' Le Pue' Patrick
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Thank you for sharing your unique and creative perspective, Pat. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
...this is adorable, you know this might sound strange, but I like the smell of skunk :)
Christine
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Pat,
i love seeing the world through your eyes,
because it's different, original, witty and wise.

John
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Wonderful whimsy! I really think it's clever, and I ran into one on a walk the other night. So cute.
Christine
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Cute! I find driving near one that is already long dead not a very pleasant experience. They sure make an eventful companion.

Ron
Reviewed by Janna Hill
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
That is cute Pat. I like the smell of a skunk in the distance.
Janna
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Boo! Hiss! / Actually cute and real good advice. / Gotta love it.
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