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Dirty Socks
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
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Let me share with you a few things

Uncle Teddy said never do

Ole Teddy was a trooper

so I believe them to be true .


Never splash in a bath

of warm bubbly beer

don't sing  in the shower

without a crowd there to cheer


But his wisest words of all

that I've practiced through the years

were... never ever leave home wearing

dirty socks on your ears. 

 


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 Reviews of "Dirty Socks"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 9, 2013
Sorry, but never splash in warm bubbly beer? Shit. Now I have to completely reevaluate my retirement. Patrick

Reviewed on January 29, 2013
LOL............

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on January 22, 2013
Pat,
you are wicked
and i love wicked!

john

Reviewed on January 21, 2013
Oh, Pat, this is so darn cute! I will read this to my grandchildren. They are going to love it!! Thanks.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on January 21, 2013
Giggle...my grandson is gonna love this! Thanks, Pat!

Hugs,
Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 20, 2013
Cute visionary
to hearken *Pat*

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on January 20, 2013
Thanks for the smile today. Needed it.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 20, 2013
Nor underwear on your head, neither. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 20, 2013
Now that's the one place I would have thought to hang the dirty socks after they've been cleaned. Cute poem!
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 20, 2013
Now you tell me, and now I understand why my station in life has been, well let me say . . . er . . . stagnant. Would that I had an Uncle Teddy to share his fathomless wisdom to me. Sigh, some people get all the luck . . .


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