this is a ramble
a gamble
a scramble
about an ex
of the opposite sex
just an expression
what the hex

this is not poetic
might just be pay-thet-ic
sure ain't romantic
that's for sure
just a closed door

now i got an ex
i been payin' to
court said that's what i do
and i do that's true

gave her the house & the home
i thought i'd just rome

we'd had 3
kid's that is
fun i had
makin' them

but then it was over
no 4-leaf clover
the white clffs of dover
it was just over
and done
guess we both went on the run

her to him
me to i
that one didn't work out
don't know why

so she found a new friend
with big $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
don't that sucks

but all the while i was payin'
ain't sayin'
that tweren't right
afterall
we had our fall
and the court said
that was all
she get paid
even if you don't get layed

but now
somehow
2 or grown
and they always need a loan
for this or that
maybe a new hat

and the other
oh brother
he be in jail
guesss who get's to pay the bail

i've paid for this
i've paid for that
even that old f***in' hat

so i told her today
hears what i say
ain't no more money honey

she got mad
i got sad
but i said
this books been read

2 are gone
and i still pay the bills

one's goin' to rehab
if i have
the $$$$ honey

so what are you due
tell me true
what do i o u

afterall
you got jack
to cover your back
and he's got bucks
it's him u f***s

so
if you know
it walks like a duck
and it quacks

well
well
do tell
me
if you wills
what's this all about
i pay all the bills

no thank you
i can't spank you
would if i could
lord knows i should

but
what's this all about
i jump & i shout
must be
the $$$$$$$$$$$$$

well honey
i ain't gonna' pay
and folks
that's all i got to say

ex-cept
when you jump & shout
and turn it all about
it ll comes out the same

guess that's the name
of the game

guess
that's what it's all about