got me a dog
actually got two
a he & a she
that be true
guess you could say we be three
the dog & me & she

now he i just call dog "Dog"
and he comes runnin'

she i call "Bitch"
cause that's what she be
an itch you can't scratch
but she will hatch
if he & she
goin' runnin' off together
to get together

i's sittin' at the bar
last night
that bitch was outta' sight
she'd gone too far

so i yelled
"hey bitch get your ass over here"
shore 'nuff here she came

ever girl at the bar
gave me a stare
i said "what?"
wanna' see my dog?"

so i yelled'
"hey dog, get offa' your log,
sit yourself down by the bitch"
and he did
and he scratched an itch
behind his ear
then he smelled her rears

and i looked at the yuppies
and ask
you want some puppies
when dog's through with that bitch's
ass