have you ever tried
to call GOD
some religion...
our offices hours are..

hey does GOD take a break
for CHRIST"s sake
give me a break
re

i tried
the catholics
the methodist
presybetrian's
espolations
thr jew
the hindu's
even voddoos
cahrisamtice
even some unspelled
i tried callin' hell

oh well

hey GOD

wherever YOU Are

411 ain't gettin' to YOU
so what the hell do i do?

call a priest
or a saint
hey what is the number

cell phone or land line
what was that number
unlisted?
GOD, please read my mind.
or are are you saleep in slumber
what the hell was that number

1-800-Jew-Will do
1-877_-Catholic 2
1-833- Protestantibe

or 1800anothernumber

callin' GOD, is anyone there?
GOD, i await Your answer.

can YOU see me
on caller id.

yup that be me.

callin' YOU
did YOU hear

me.

an answer would be nice.
hell, don't think twicw
just roll the dice.
and hear YOU'RE hone
'cause i'm all alone
stone cold
and so bold
to be caallin' You.
hell what else could i do.