good luck
comes in bits & pieces
like a good f***
it just eases
it's way into your life

bad luck
they say comes in threes
not to me
sometimes ya' just be stuck
in bad luck's harmony

back ta' back
bad luck don't cut you no slack
it ain't got no tack
makes ya' loose track
a' the good

win the lottery
think ya' be where ya' wanta' be
tax man cometh
say "time ta' pay me."

find a good woman
that's a bad omen
she be pregnant
and you'd done what you shouldn'ant

the weather is fine
it'll blow your mind
then it rains
until you goes insanes

grass is green
and gettin' greener
the sun just get's meaner
now the grass is leaner

police officer pulled me over
thought what do i need to do-over...?

"sir"

"yes officer"

"wanted to advise you
your tail-light is out...
now sir i knowbody ever knows that
knowbody ever sees their tailights
not even on dark nights..."

said " thank you. i'll get it fixed
real quick"

"sir...step away from the car.."

"how far & what far?

"you have the right to remain silent..."

say "hey, i ain't violent
specially over a tail-light"

"sir, hands over your head!!!!"

i hear what he said
thought i was dead
so i did EXACTLY as i was told.
i wanta' grow old.

"sir, i'm with the Luck Police..."

"luck police...?"

"your's just ran out!!!!"

"damn"

"that is the second citation
in this situation
i would strongly advise
you take my advice
don't push #3"

"what???"

"that's it!!!!
i warned you!!!!"

"what"

"you just hit 4....
four!!!
don't make me cite you no more!!!"

"OK?"

"are you mocking me???
i DO NOT
like to be MOCKED!!!"

"what a shock."

"i will let that one go
but you oughta know
i did take it to stock."

"you're with the Luck Police...?
PLEASE!!!"

"NO!!!!
YOUR luck just ran out.
that's what my job's all about"

"hey no need to shout.
and scream..."

then i woke up from this dream.
and in the Grand Scheme
of Things
you never know what Luck brings

forgot to buy
my lottery ticket
my #'s won
son of a gun

least the IRS
and officer Luck
can go f***
be to them selves
leave me to my top shelves

if it tweren't for bad luck
i'd have no luck
at all...

ain't sure i wanta' answer that call
ah.....f***
yeah never know
when Good Luck
will Show