i have an affection for you.
in fact, the affection
is quite effective
in effecting my affections.

at first, my affection
was merely an affinity.
in effect, an affirmation.

but, as it grew,
the affection adversely
effected the effect
of my other affections.

after the adverse effect
had effected my other affections
i effectively administered
an around-about turn-around.

so now,
my effective affection
effects only my affinity
for you.

pretty effective, huh?