who woulda' thunk
who coulda' knew
Sweet Dreamweaver
and Old Fuck You
should ever be Two.

not two of a kind
certainly not a pair
but then in war & love
anything's fair.

"love & light"
she wrote with each write
"namaste" she wrote when she read
"you're too sweet-fuck you"'s what he said.

so she left him alone
she just let him be
neither one knew
they'd soon be a "We"

then with her "hellow"
old fuck you began to mellow
and brick by brick
old fuck you began to stick.

after hours on the phone
(it seemed like days)
they found a love of their own
they found true love ways.

so across all the miles
came their smiles
and all the whiles
they found a love that was true .

who woulda' thunk
who coulda' knew
Sweet Dreamweaver
& Old Fuck You.

(yup true story folks)