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TIpo's-R-Uz
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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iff onlee mi fangers
could wurk as fast ez my brane,
'cause whn i tipe
it's sorta' like
havin' clouds fall from the rein.

a's & e's & i's & o' - U's
gaet all askewed.
tanspozed & dispozed
expozed.
butt still i thank thay du.

kase & tinse
get sush a rense
it's hard ta' tel
just whut i ment ta' spel.
but, pleez don't yell.

'cause how i right's
not whut i write's.
thar ain't no kneed to cuss.
andd whin it cumes to poetri
TIpo's-R-Uz.


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 26, 2002
This ain't philosophy, it's comic relief! One peeve though--it's as, es, is, os, and us to be absoluteamently correct. Apostrophes are very possessive. a's don't own nothin.

Ron

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 26, 2002
Love this Steve...and we
ALL have them..Thank God
for the backspace!
Creative write!

Reviewed on August 26, 2002
steve...yu been lukin' over mi sholders...heeheehee...love this! this is too cute, and o, so tru...tipos ar me. :) (a bane to perfectionism). (((HUGS))) and much love, karla. :) :)

Reviewed on August 26, 2002
this is clever and downright witty!!! i luv tuh misteaks; they mak th poeme flo so good!! love, me.


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