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you can call me a bastard you can call me an ass-hole you can call me a son-of-a-bitch but you can call me long distance international operator that wonderful seperator dial 1-800 he's -on- the-run so call me what ya' will the call will still be on your bill

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Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)

Reviewed on January 3, 2003

OMG...ROFL...I really do like this one!
Well Done!
~Gods and Goddesses Bless~
Nikki

Reviewed by Faye Enno (Reader)

Reviewed on January 3, 2003

I think I will dial...
1-800-Great Write! =)
Faye

Reviewed by Tracey Hardie

Reviewed on January 3, 2003

Ha!!!! I called 1-800-get-a-life (It was busy!!!)

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on January 3, 2003

I like this one Steve,,Lisa

Reviewed by krissy

Reviewed on January 3, 2003

naw...i've always called you texas..and friend...think i'll stick to those.
and the bill i didn't mind.
hugs and a smile
irish

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