(this is a tongue in cheek piece. i'm just grinnin' as i write, so please be nice - or be however you choose to be. 'cause i just be me)

Hey GOD!
I WANT MY RIB BACK!
it ain't worth it bein' in the sack
cut me some slack
let's U & i backtrack

I WANT MY RIB BACK!

if it ain't too late
i'd just as soon masturbate
please GOD
can't i self procreate
NO GOD
i can't wait
don't want another date

PMS
EMS
PHD
MD
can't YOU see
Men-On-Pause
is that the clause
in the contract
How Do I Act?
what's the cause?
what's the use?
self-abuse?
cut 'em loose

I WANT MY RIB BACK!

forget the sack
forget the tact

I WANT MY RIB BACK!

YOU created me
from me you created them
DAMN!
what a mistake
for Christ's sake

GIVE ME MY RIB BACK!

cut me some slack
GOD have some tact
they're given me a heart attack

realize this was a mistake
foresake
YOUR plan
hey MAN
what's the deal
let's get real
feel
my pain
i got nuthin' ta' gain
this is insane
it's so mundane

I WANT MY RIB BACK!

'fore i crack
from this insanity
from this vanity
i'll forget the sack
it's ball's they lack

PLEASE GOD
I WANT MY RIB BACK!

PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME
ASAP
can't YOU see
this is an EMERGENCY