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Wedgies (Children)
by CJ Heck → (All Poetry by CJ Heck)
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I'm proud to say, this is another co-written poem by Rusty Daily and me. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as we did writing it! ~hugs, CJ

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Wedgies



You know what makes me laugh 

and puts me into stitches? 

It's when I grab ahold and pull 

the waist of someone’s britches. 




It’s fun.  It's called a WEDGIE

and what a super name, 

just pull and yell out WEDGIE! 

It‘s really the coolest game.




Hmmm ... who should I get, 

lil sissy or my big brother? 

Or maybe I should get my dad 

but definitely NOT my mother! 




And you NEVER do grandmas and grandpas. 

To do that you‘d have to be nuts 

('cause everyone knows that old people 

don't even have any butts).
A co-write by Rusty Daily and CJ Heck

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 Reviews of "Wedgies (Children)"
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on October 10, 2006
LOLOLOLOLOL, too funny! Love it, and you (and Rusty). A keeper!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on October 9, 2006
You're such a hoot, CJ! This one really made me smile...while thinking OUCH!

God Bless
Love, Lena
Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
It isn't often a poet truly makes magic, but when it is with a poet you respect and admire, that is special. I was a little worried CJ and I could make a tasteful, funny poem about wedgies, but then again, I forgot we both are a couple of kids at heart and kids can find humor in anything. Thank you CJ.
The other little kid, Rusty
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Awwww you two are so funny...hate to say I am not for wedgies myself...but fun to watch!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
AAww this ones a winner!!!
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Lovely poem. Both of you did well. Victor
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
A Wedgie? Thought that was a type of female's shoe :o) Just goes to show you, one never gets too old to learn something new!!

Delightful Duet poem!

Micke
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
LOL Cruel but funny.

Fee
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