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The Great-Gramma Mystery (Children)
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A Little Preschool Mystery ...


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The Great-Gramma Mystery
by CJ Heck


I was with Great-Gramma,
she doesn't walk that fast at all,
so something scary found us
when we shuffled down the hall.

Every time she took a step,
I heard a funny sound.
We stopped and I couldn’t hear it.
It was quiet all around.

I peeked over to the left,
then I looked to the right,
but we were all alone, 
not a monster was in sight.

Maybe it was gone then
and I thought it was safe to go.
(I wished she would go faster!
Great-Gramma walks SO slow!)

I told Great-Gramma we should RUN,
the monster could come back.
Great-Gramma said that she’s too old
and running hurts her back.

So we started walking slow again.
Sure enough, the sounds were back!
With every step Great-Gramma took
I could hear the thing attack!

The monster's getting closer!
I heard it there, and THERE!
Nine, or ten, or maybe more?
Oh no, they're EVERYwhere!

And then I started giggling ...
I knew what was chasing us.
Great-Gramma, don’t walk faster.
It's 'barking spiders' with hiccups!


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 Reviews of "The Great-Gramma Mystery (Children)"
Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Better than ants in the pants! LOL

Clever humorous write, CJ!

Love, Rhonda

Reviewed on October 25, 2006
LOLOLOL, CJ, arachnophobia, indeed, with a biting humor! Too clever, too funny. *clapping* Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Aracnaphobia never seemed as fun as your witty and amusing pen. You score with this one Ms. CJ.
Susan

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
hehehe..Adorable!!!Thanks CJ..

Love, Dove

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
You're so funny, CJ. Poor great-grandma...hey, we're all heading that direction, you know. :)

LOL
Lena

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Awwwww...priceless!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Cj ...

My grandma Gunvor Cederberg from Norway did this exact thing.

When she would stay with us when we were children, and bake bread, she would patter around the kitchen and house and, at times, every step she took she would pass a little poot.

It was hilarious and one of those memories that my siblings and I always laugh at.

Thanks for this ...
You Rock!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Poor great-gramma, the older we get the more we suffer from barking spiders. Oh well such is life. Great poem. Victor

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
CJ

Top drawer children's poetry
You always bring a smile to my face..

Blessings

Peter

Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Is THAT what is was! Always thought the sound was from rubber-soled slippers shuffling 'cross the floor!

CJ, you are so delighful with your true-tale poetry for children. Thanks be I will never grow older.

Micke
(who may need to cut back on cabbage and beans :o)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
you are way tooooooooo funny, because it's based on fact;-) hahaha
You are a keen observer of humanity CJ;-)!...ET

Reviewed on October 24, 2006
This was so cute and hilarious. Loved this one too cute.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Rusty-friend, yes ... a la Larry the Cable Guy ... heeeere's your sign, dear (wink) Loveya, CJ

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Uh, CJ. Are you saying great-gramma has the hiccups...or...uh...as Larry would say, the walking farts..er..barking spiders. I literally laughed out loud. Poor Great-Gramma.
loveya
Rusty


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