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Singles Life, Personal Ad
by Tommy Walker → (All Poetry by Tommy Walker)
  
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I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the oven
I couldn't open the door, so I passed underneath
Hunger drove me to eat what clothes I wore
Nakedness drove me to seek firmer shelter
A horse received me
But turned me out without digesting
A goat tried to receive me
But found me hard to swallow
Then I came upon a lady, you could say she was a fox
Though such I wouldn't venture, never placing in a box
Ever quite so vast a vixen, and into her mouth I ran
At the customary speed for a gingerbread man

This poem/personal ad, which generated *zero* replies, is referred to as "my lived and dreamed autobiography in verse" in my groundbreaking work, "Monstrous: The Autobiography of a Serial Killer but for the Grace of God"

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 Reviews of "Singles Life, Personal Ad"
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on February 25, 2002
Love and Light
dreamweaver

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 25, 2002
Was kind of hard to get to with no title on it. I did enjoy the work though. I found it very much worth the effort to get to.
Sharon


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