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Sean D Rasmussen

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Mad Kitties
by Sean D Rasmussen → (All Poetry by Sean D Rasmussen)
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The kitty cats are upset with me,
as you can probally guess.
They feel I have abused them,
and caused undue duress.

I was nice until I noticed,
that kitty cats had fleas.
That no amount of scratching,
or cleaning could appease.

I went and bought flea collars,
some flea stuff and some soap.
(Maybe one day they will forgive me.
Is that too much to hope?)

So I caught the kitty cats,
and bathed them one by one.
They said bad words in kitty cat,
and howled until I was done.

I now have two wet felines,
but they are clean kitty cats.
They are regarding me with suspision now,
looking much like drowned rats.

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 Reviews of "Mad Kitties"
Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
don't they hate baths!!! but they will be grateful for the lack of fleas, as will you

Reviewed on October 1, 2004
Hilarious! LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
Ho Ho! Had to do the same to some of mine, and they really do look like drowned rats after a bath. My two mutts didn't mind the bath at all.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
"So I caught the kitty cats,
and bathed them one by one.
They said bad words in kitty cat,
and howled until I was done."

This is toooo funny!


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