The house is all clean
and everyone has gone away
The laundry hampster opens its eyes
and decides it is time to play

It peeks from its little nest
of sweatpants and holey shirts
and runs to the hole in the wall
to where the spider lurks

It hatches up such a plan
to decorate the place
and with some glue and spider thread
it is soon to their taste

The clothes soon have hampster footprints
and have wrinkles in them all
and many ivory spiderwebs
decorate the hall

They begin to plan a party
in the empty house
and first on the guest list
is a sleepy mouse

Then the turtle and the roaches
that also live there
they even invited the dark brown bat
to come down from its lair

The party games were all played
and the roaches had a band
while upside down was the bat
a watching from the cieling fan

The fridge was full of goodies
for everyone to eat
and Moms chocolate ice cream
was the favorite treat

They made a pool out of the bathtub
and all went for a swim
The mouse turned on the cieling fan
and took the bat for a spin

The cockraoch band played a song
called "lets make a mess"
and the the turtle had a slow dance
with the hampster upon Moms wedding dress

As the night traveled on
they had lots of fun
having the party in the empty house
until they saw the sun

Everyone said goodbye
late into the day
and the laundry hampster and the spider
waved as they went away

They had so much fun that they said
"It must be done again"
and the spider and laundry hampster
laughed because they do not clean